I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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