when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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