Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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