No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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