It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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