Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
