I want to stick my p in your. b.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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