Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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