Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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