I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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