I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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