I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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