it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
