bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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