so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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