And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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