all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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