i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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