Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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