I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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