make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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