I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
