then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It's shark week go big or go home
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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