hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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