And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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