If that was your dad, he is hot
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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