You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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