Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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