So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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