I will die if light touches me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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