i just wanna soil my oats bro
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He did a backflip because drugs
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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