its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
