summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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