thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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