Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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