So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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