from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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