I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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