Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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