Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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