is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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