We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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