Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
