Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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