eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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