Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the condom got lost in my hair
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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