one two three fourrrrnication!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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