i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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