are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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