Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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