i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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